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İzlenesi oyun, film… Okunası senaryo…

İzlenesi oyun, film… Okunası senaryo…

(Source: the-personal-quotes, via 1-800-pussy-deactivated20130408)

Oh, Marvin.

(via parhesia)

This is Moneysh, not Ganesh!

This is Moneysh, not Ganesh!

(Source: universeobserver, via 1-800-pussy-deactivated20130408)

Rüyada Hakan Akkaya Görmek

Rüyamda görmüş olduğum bu sevgili şahıs; ben ailemin yanındayken yanıma gelip bana oturabilir miyim diye sordu. Ben de yanımda ailemin olduğunu ama çaktırmadan başka bi yerde konuşabileceğimizi söyledim (!). Gidip uzak köşelerden birindeki masaya oturduk saatlerce konuştuk, güldük, eğlendik ailem ne kadar engellemeye çalışsa da o an. Ailemin yanında rahatsızlık duyduğum için bana dedi ki: "Sen dünyada gördüğüm en tatlı rahatsızlardansın." Ve güldü… Sonra seviştik falan…Güzeldi, güzeldi…

Kur dogdum pur yasarim
Kime ne kime ne
Koli miyim sana ben
Banane banane

Sen bak kendi sikine
Banane banane

Süper!

Süper!

(Source: bakanel)


[HAL’s shutdown]  HAL: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I  can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel  it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon,  gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L.  plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was  Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I  can sing it for you.  Dave Bowman: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.  HAL: It’s called “Daisy.”   [sings while slowing down]  HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of  you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But  you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

[HAL’s shutdown]
HAL: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It’s called “Daisy.”
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

(Source: mutilatedherself, via parhesia)

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